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Tell A Joke Day

Fun celebratory day. August 16th is Tell a Joke Day. We’re here to share some of our favorite lung jokes.

Source: The Awkward Yeti (The Awkward Yeti)

As you go through these, please don’t hate, respirate. (!!) Now here we go:

  • What do you call a lung thief? A: Breathtaking
  • What did the right lung say to the left lung? A: We be-lung together!
  • Why did Dracula go to the doctor? A: He couldn’t stop coffin.
  • Here’s a tip for living lunger – lung distance running.
  • What do you call it when a basketball player gets a lung infection? A: LeBronchitis


If you’re giving us an eye-roll, yeah, we know. So, how about we air our differences and get a-lung? Because we’ll always be th-air for you!

Okay, we’re done with the jokes. Now it’s your turn: what are some of your favorite jokes? Share in the comments.

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